WOOT! I’ve just found the coolest geek toy ever: The usb Missile Launcher.

The USB Missile Launcher is intended for use in inter-cubicle warfare, but can also be adapted as a laptop anti-theft protection system. Its selling today on Woot for only $17.99. If it sells out then you can get it on Think Geek for $39.99, or on Geeks.com for $27.99. Out of the box, it only works on Windoze XP, but there’s a universal binary for Mac OS X, and a driver for Linux. Get yours today and elevate your status from a mere techie or sysadmin to a true digital dictator. Coworkers: Beware!