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	<title>Comments on: Buy A Mac&#8230; And Never Worry About Your Bladder Again&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: If You Buy A Mac&#8230; You Will Get Explosive Diarrhea &#171; The Secret Diary Of Bill Gates</title>
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		<description>[...] If You Buy A Mac&#8230; You Will Get Explosive&#160;Diarrhea  Thats right, all Mac users have bladder problems. (As well as many other problems that I can&#8217; even begin to describe.) Why else would this widget be the number two widget on Apple.com? [...]</description>
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