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  1. Comment by bobyo

    i heart chuck

  2. Comment by Qnasty

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need sunglasses

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  6. Comment by aLeXx

    chuck norris always win in need for speed with a bycicle

  7. Comment by Jonny

    Chuck Norris divides by zero.

  8. Comment by turtle

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need a watch, he decides what time it is.

  9. Comment by turtle

    Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

  10. Comment by turtle

    When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn’t get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris.

  11. Comment by turtle

    You wanna know what happens in the sequel to Cloverfield? … Chuck Norris round houses the shit out of the big monster thing.

  12. Comment by turtle

    If you “Ask Dave” if Chuck Norris is the king of the world and the comment turns out negative, your computer will get a Chuck Norris virus.

  13. Comment by turtle

    Chuck Norris knows the last number to π.

  14. Comment by turtle

    Chuck Norris knows the last number to Pi.

  15. Comment by turtle

    The last time Chuck Norris went swimming in the Atlantic and farted, they called it Hurricane Katrina.

  16. Comment by turtle

    Chuck Norris doesn’t need balls to have sex he just looks at ANYONE he wants to make pregnant, therefore his balls were replaced with steel spikes in case someone wanted to kick him there.

  17. Comment by turtle

    There used to be 20 commandments until Chuck thought that was too many.

  18. Comment by turtle

    Have you ever wondered how world war 1 started? Chuck Norris happened to be there when Rambo arrived for “photography”.

  19. Comment by turtle

    Chuck Norris once created a parallel universe inside of a frame but stupid scientists just called it a mirror and told factories to make them.

  20. Comment by turtle

    U guys like my facts?

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