Chuck Norris Facts Widget 4.0
The widget displays a random Chuck Norris Fact every time you open the dashboard. It has over 1000 Chuck Norris facts built in.
You can submit new facts in the comments on this page. There was a small problem with the comments, and some people’s comments got deleted, but the problem is now fixed.
For those of you that don’t know, widgets are mini programs that run on macs. If you have windows and you download it, nothing will happen.
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FAQ
Is there some way to copy the facts so that I can share them with my friends that use windows?
Yes. Just click on the picture of Chuck Norris and the widget will copy the fact to the clipboard.
Is there a list of all the facts somewhere?
Sorry, but no. I’m thinking of displaying a random fact on each page on this website, but that might not happen for a while.
If I send you facts, will you put them in the widget?
Yes. Please post all your facts in the comments on this page.
I’m using the Vin Diesel widget and its telling me that there’s an update. But when I click on the button to get the new version it takes me to your website.
The jerk that created the Vin Diesel widget basically copied my widget without my permission and wasn’t even smart enough to change the auto update feature. There’s nothing I can do about, but I recommend that you download the latest version of my widget because it has more facts and a nicer design.
Comment by Jake
323 September 6, 2008, 12:12 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris’ penis has rifling
Comment by Jake
322 September 6, 2008, 12:10 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection, there were no survivors.
Comment by Matt
321 September 5, 2008, 4:28 pm o'clock |
Those aren’t nuclear weapons going off in the Nevada desert. That’s just where Chuck Norris likes to train.
Comment by Syn
320 August 23, 2008, 8:27 am o'clock |
Chuck norris doesn’t get the flu, the flu gets Chuck Norris!
Comment by Nick
319 August 15, 2008, 11:24 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris is the original author of 1984, the title being derived from the number of people he killed for staring at his beard immediately after exiting his mother’s womb.
Comment by Nick
318 August 15, 2008, 11:20 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris can’t smell what The Rock is cooking because his nose operates on a higher plane of existence. However, if he could, we can be sure that The Rock would never cook anything again…EVER
Comment by Nick
317 August 15, 2008, 11:18 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris killed Abraham Lincoln in 1865 with one of his roundhouse kicks to the head due to Lincoln’s refusal to wear a cowboy hat. He then stared John Wilkes Booth in the eyes for 3.7 seconds, causing him to break down in tears and admit to killing the President.
Comment by Nick
316 August 15, 2008, 11:13 pm o'clock |
A man once asked ‘who is Chuck Norris?’ and was found dead in his bedroom the next morning. Police ruled that the death was a roundhouse kick to the head related fatality
Comment by Dan
315 August 14, 2008, 8:51 pm o'clock |
many people wonder what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object, the answer is simple Chuck Norris
Comment by Dan
314 August 14, 2008, 8:33 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris does not tee bag his victims, HE POTATO SACKS THEM
Comment by Dan
313 August 14, 2008, 8:28 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Comment by Dan
312 August 14, 2008, 8:26 pm o'clock |
some one once asked chuck norris if he got the picture, the next morning he was found dead in a trash can with all his bones broken and severe wounds of round house kick… CHUCK NORRIS IS THE PICTURE
Comment by Dan
311 August 14, 2008, 8:17 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris does not open cans of wup ass, he brews his own
Comment by Dan
310 August 14, 2008, 8:11 pm o'clock |
when Chuck Norris does division there are no remainders
Comment by Dan
309 August 14, 2008, 8:10 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris once won the world series of poker only holding a green uno card, a monopoly get out of jail free card and a six of hearts.
Comment by Dan
308 August 14, 2008, 8:07 pm o'clock |
in 1965 chuck norris decided to bottle his own urine, we now know it as, Red Bull… Red Bull gives you wings.
Comment by Dan
307 August 14, 2008, 8:04 pm o'clock |
chuck norris knows the way to san hose
Comment by Dan
306 August 14, 2008, 8:04 pm o'clock |
chuck norris did in fact invent water
Comment by Dan
305 August 14, 2008, 8:03 pm o'clock |
little miss muffet sat on her tuffet until chuck norris round house kicked her off
Comment by Dan
304 August 14, 2008, 8:02 pm o'clock |
if superman and the flash were to race to the end of the universe who would win? Trick question Chuck Norris