Chuck Norris Facts Widget 4.0
The widget displays a random Chuck Norris Fact every time you open the dashboard. It has over 1000 Chuck Norris facts built in.
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FAQ
Is there some way to copy the facts so that I can share them with my friends that use Windows?
Yes. Just click on the picture of Chuck Norris and the widget will copy the fact to the clipboard.
If I send you facts, will you put them in the widget?
Yes. Please post all your facts in the comments on this page.
Comment by Alan
1 February 14, 2007, 8:21 pm o'clock |
Fact:
Chuck Norris can beat his reflection in a mirror on a staring contest.
Comment by Anonymous
2 February 15, 2007, 8:46 am o'clock |
Do you get the point?
Chuck Norris is the point.
Comment by Maddie
3 February 15, 2007, 10:20 pm o'clock |
Once, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a squirrel and suddenly tons of dead squirrels fell from nearby trees. Yeah. It’s just that powerful.
Comment by Julius
4 February 17, 2007, 2:57 pm o'clock |
Whenever Chuck Norris sees a mirror he breaks it, because there is only room for one Chuck Norris.
Comment by anonymous2
5 February 20, 2007, 12:22 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris can punch holes in the Ozone layer. this is known as Global Norrising
Comment by Jeff
6 February 21, 2007, 7:28 pm o'clock |
When Chuck Norris was a litttle boy, he went and sat on Santa’s lap and told Santa he wanted a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. Santa told him he’d shoot his eye out and Chuck said, “No, yours.” And then he round housed kicked him in his shiny red nose.
Comment by ananymous z
7 February 24, 2007, 6:05 am o'clock |
Britney spears became insane because she got too close to chuck norris.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
8 February 26, 2007, 6:54 am o'clock |
Once Chuck Norris round-house kicked someone, but came 1 inch away from hitting him, exactly 4 seconds later his head blew up. Chuck Norris can kill you no matter what!
Comment by anonymous whatever#
9 February 26, 2007, 7:03 am o'clock |
In “Dodgeball” the movie, at the very end when the fat dude says bleep you Chuck Norris, the scene changes because Chuck Norris comes in and round-house kicks him in the face.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
10 February 26, 2007, 7:06 am o'clock |
Usually when people die their life flashes before there eyes, for ninjas, Chuck Norris’ boot flashes in front of their face. Moral of the story, don’t be a ninja because Chuck Norris HATES ninjas!
Comment by anonymous whatever#
11 February 26, 2007, 7:08 am o'clock |
The world’s population growth has dropped increasedly because of Chuck Norris, and this makes him happy.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
12 February 26, 2007, 7:39 am o'clock |
Sticks and stones will break your bones, but Chuck Norris will surely kill you.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
13 February 26, 2007, 7:40 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, so deal with it, if not he will round-house kick you in the face.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
14 February 26, 2007, 7:42 am o'clock |
When Chuck Norris takes a crap in your toilet, you should buy another toilet.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
15 February 26, 2007, 7:46 am o'clock |
On the hardness scale diamonds are the rated at 10, my head at eleven, anything Chuck Norris round-house kicks -12, and Chuck Norris 300,000.
Comment by anonymous whatever#
16 February 26, 2007, 8:01 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to look both ways before crossing the street, the cars and street has to look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.
Comment by bill
17 February 27, 2007, 2:36 am o'clock |
most of these aren’t funny. get a life and find somthing new to ruin by going way way to far…..
Comment by some dude
18 February 27, 2007, 6:11 am o'clock |
Fuck you Bill.
Comment by Anonymous
19 March 4, 2007, 7:39 pm o'clock |
Unicorns don’t exist because CHuck Norris roundhouse kicked them out of existence.
Comment by Matty
20 March 5, 2007, 9:27 pm o'clock |
Why do all children get presents from santa? Because Chuck Noriss roundhouse kicks all the naughty ones, thus no one alive gets coal.