Chuck Norris Facts Widget 4.0
The widget displays a random Chuck Norris Fact every time you open the dashboard. It has over 1000 Chuck Norris facts built in.
You can submit new facts in the comments on this page. There was a small problem with the comments, and some people’s comments got deleted, but the problem is now fixed.
For those of you that don’t know, widgets are mini programs that run on macs. If you have windows and you download it, nothing will happen.
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FAQ
Is there some way to copy the facts so that I can share them with my friends that use windows?
Yes. Just click on the picture of Chuck Norris and the widget will copy the fact to the clipboard.
Is there a list of all the facts somewhere?
Sorry, but no. I’m thinking of displaying a random fact on each page on this website, but that might not happen for a while.
If I send you facts, will you put them in the widget?
Yes. Please post all your facts in the comments on this page.
I’m using the Vin Diesel widget and its telling me that there’s an update. But when I click on the button to get the new version it takes me to your website.
The jerk that created the Vin Diesel widget basically copied my widget without my permission and wasn’t even smart enough to change the auto update feature. There’s nothing I can do about, but I recommend that you download the latest version of my widget because it has more facts and a nicer design.
Comment by kev
241 March 1, 2008, 8:59 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris could shave just by thinking about shaving but he doesnt want to
Comment by JT
242 March 5, 2008, 9:43 pm o'clock |
chuck norris is too cool for this stupid-ass fact
Comment by JL
243 March 17, 2008, 6:01 pm o'clock |
Einstein’s equation E = MC2 was originally written with C = (the speed of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick). However, since there is no way to measure the speed of his roundhouse, Einstein went with the next best thing…the speed of light.
Comment by Anonymous
244 March 26, 2008, 2:09 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris… There is no substitute.
Comment by Jon Mayse
245 March 27, 2008, 11:55 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris can eat cookies before dinner and not spoil his appetite.
Comment by Joe Ballaro
246 April 4, 2008, 4:44 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris once had sex with Eric Clapton, 10 minutes later Clapton wrote Layla.
Comment by Tanner
247 April 7, 2008, 4:10 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a deadly snake. After three days of excruciating pain… the snake died.
Comment by Anonymous
248 April 11, 2008, 12:04 am o'clock |
Chuch Norris could kill you with nothing but his stare, he just prefers a good roundhouse kick for exercise.
Comment by Anonymous
249 April 11, 2008, 12:10 am o'clock |
It was once theorized that if Chuck Norris was ever hospitalized the world would decend into chaos. The only problem with the theory was that it is IMPOSSIBLE for Chuck Norris to get sick or injured. Neadless to say, the man who made the theory is now dead.
Comment by Anonymous
250 April 11, 2008, 12:12 am o'clock |
God once fought Chuck Norris for control of the world. Chuck Norris won and MADE God live in heaven.
Comment by Anonymous
251 April 11, 2008, 12:14 am o'clock |
The real reason God lives in the clouds is that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he broke gravity. Plus, God’s to afraid to come back.
Comment by Anonymous
252 April 11, 2008, 12:16 am o'clock |
If Chuck Norris had been there, God would have won the crusaides.
Comment by Anonymous
253 April 11, 2008, 12:18 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris wasn’t born. Chuck Norris wasn’t created. He just was.
Comment by Anonymous
254 April 11, 2008, 12:19 am o'clock |
Ever wonder what happened to the Greek Gods. Chuck Norris.
Comment by Anonymous
255 April 11, 2008, 12:22 am o'clock |
Ever wonder why Satan lives underground. He’s hiding from Chuck Norris
Comment by Anonymous
256 April 11, 2008, 12:26 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris eats diamonds for breakfast.
Comment by Antonio Penna
257 April 13, 2008, 6:17 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris doent wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Comment by nathan
258 April 15, 2008, 12:50 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Comment by john
259 April 22, 2008, 9:06 am o'clock |
chuck norris can eat just one lay
Comment by anonymous
260 April 24, 2008, 3:12 am o'clock |
They wanted to carve Chuck Norris into Mt. Rushmore but his beard would have taken an eternity to perfect.