Chuck Norris Facts Widget 4.0
The widget displays a random Chuck Norris Fact every time you open the dashboard. It has over 1000 Chuck Norris facts built in.
You can submit new facts in the comments on this page. There was a small problem with the comments, and some people’s comments got deleted, but the problem is now fixed.
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FAQ
Is there some way to copy the facts so that I can share them with my friends that use windows?
Yes. Just click on the picture of Chuck Norris and the widget will copy the fact to the clipboard.
Is there a list of all the facts somewhere?
Sorry, but no. I’m thinking of displaying a random fact on each page on this website, but that might not happen for a while.
If I send you facts, will you put them in the widget?
Yes. Please post all your facts in the comments on this page.
I’m using the Vin Diesel widget and its telling me that there’s an update. But when I click on the button to get the new version it takes me to your website.
The jerk that created the Vin Diesel widget basically copied my widget without my permission and wasn’t even smart enough to change the auto update feature. There’s nothing I can do about, but I recommend that you download the latest version of my widget because it has more facts and a nicer design.
Comment by demon 421
261 April 25, 2008, 7:50 pm o'clock |
Chuck noris sucks balls
Comment by Andrew
262 April 28, 2008, 6:28 am o'clock |
Tiger Woods eats his Wheatiest. Chuck Norris eats Tiger Woods.
Comment by widboy
263 April 29, 2008, 2:41 am o'clock |
in the guiness book of world records, there is a note at the back of the book, stating, “all records are held by Chuck Norris, and the records in the book are only the closest anyone has ever gotten to Chuck’s records.”
Comment by Andrew
264 April 29, 2008, 6:36 am o'clock |
**Fixed from previous comment** Tiger Woods eats his Wheaties, Chuck Norris eats his Tiger Woods
Comment by Andrew
265 April 29, 2008, 6:39 am o'clock |
Once you pop Chuck Norris can just stop (Pringles commercial)
Comment by bob marley
266 April 30, 2008, 10:16 pm o'clock |
when chuck norris gets up in the morning he eats a bowl of diamonds and lead with a side of glycerin and pancakes topped with liquid plutonium.
Comment by Sean
267 May 5, 2008, 5:04 am o'clock |
Contrary to popular belief, towards the end of World War II, Adolf Hitler did not commit suicide. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face all the way from Japan.
Comment by luis
268 May 11, 2008, 12:45 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris does not play around with fire, because nobody toys with Chuck Norris
Comment by Sebastian Chavez
269 May 13, 2008, 12:40 am o'clock |
If you mix Chuck Norris with water you get punch. About 100 punches, to the face.
Comment by Jonny
270 May 13, 2008, 9:00 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris’ wrist watch doesn’t tell time, it just says, “Time to kick ass, Time to kick ass, Time to kick ass.”
Comment by Jonny
271 May 13, 2008, 9:24 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Comment by Slickwilly
272 May 15, 2008, 4:40 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris is a Right Wing nut job.
Comment by Vince
273 May 30, 2008, 11:07 am o'clock |
Just recently Chuck Norris’ wife told him that Tabasco isn’t a brand of eyedrops.
Comment by Vince
274 May 30, 2008, 11:13 am o'clock |
There was no such thing as hurricane Katrina, it was just Chuck Norris who forgot to bring his hand to his mouth when coughing.
Comment by Vince
275 May 30, 2008, 11:48 am o'clock |
Whenever a heat wave occurs somewhere in the USA, it isn’t a natural phenomenon. It is Chuck Norris rubbing his hands to prepare for a fight.
Comment by Mark Cracker
276 June 6, 2008, 11:31 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris is so strong, he once stood in a bucket, carried himself all the way to the liquor store, bought two 12-packs of beer, and carried himself back home in the bucket holding one case of beer in each hand.
Comment by Chris
277 June 11, 2008, 2:46 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris runs with scissors.
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Comment by Jello
279 June 24, 2008, 2:16 pm o'clock |
Paper beats rock, scissors beats paper and rock beats scissors. Chuck Norris beats them all
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