Chuck Norris Facts Widget 4.0
The widget displays a random Chuck Norris Fact every time you open the dashboard. It has over 1000 Chuck Norris facts built in.
You can submit new facts in the comments on this page. There was a small problem with the comments, and some people’s comments got deleted, but the problem is now fixed.
For those of you that don’t know, widgets are mini programs that run on macs. If you have windows and you download it, nothing will happen.
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FAQ
Is there some way to copy the facts so that I can share them with my friends that use windows?
Yes. Just click on the picture of Chuck Norris and the widget will copy the fact to the clipboard.
Is there a list of all the facts somewhere?
Sorry, but no. I’m thinking of displaying a random fact on each page on this website, but that might not happen for a while.
If I send you facts, will you put them in the widget?
Yes. Please post all your facts in the comments on this page.
I’m using the Vin Diesel widget and its telling me that there’s an update. But when I click on the button to get the new version it takes me to your website.
The jerk that created the Vin Diesel widget basically copied my widget without my permission and wasn’t even smart enough to change the auto update feature. There’s nothing I can do about, but I recommend that you download the latest version of my widget because it has more facts and a nicer design.
Comment by Miguel
281 June 24, 2008, 2:19 pm o'clock |
The other planets are so far away because they dont want to be roundhouse kicked by chuck norris
Comment by Maurice
282 June 24, 2008, 2:21 pm o'clock |
God didn’t part the red sea, chuck norris just yawned
Comment by Mac
283 June 24, 2008, 2:23 pm o'clock |
the berlin wall was brought down becoz no commies wanted to be roundhouse kicked
Comment by learoydbrown17
284 June 28, 2008, 5:36 am o'clock |
most tough men eat nails for breakfast, chuck norris does all his grocery shopping at the hardwear store
Comment by Dave
285 June 30, 2008, 12:41 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris weaved the internet web
Comment by PAPO
286 July 2, 2008, 5:48 pm o'clock |
I just had an idea for an update to the widget. a feature that allows you to jump directly to a fact by number
Comment by OG
287 July 7, 2008, 11:51 pm o'clock |
Mathematicians came up with the value of Π (3.14159…) by measuring the ratio of the circumference and diameter of Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick which was deemed the most perfect circle in the universe.
Comment by clint
288 July 8, 2008, 6:57 pm o'clock |
The only sightings of Bigfoot have been on mornings that Chuck Norris has yet to shave his man-coat.
Comment by Anonymous
289 July 11, 2008, 9:35 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris comes with, a five speed automatic transmission, 385 horsepower, cruise control, AC, tilt steering, leather interior and an 8 speaker sound system with integrated gps.
Comment by john
290 July 20, 2008, 7:34 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris does not tea bag the ladies, he potatoe sacks them.
Comment by Dave
291 July 26, 2008, 5:54 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris Invented Black. He also Invented all the other colors of the spectrum; Except Pink - Tom Cruise invented Pink.
Comment by Boo
292 July 31, 2008, 11:37 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris doesn’t need matches. He just stares at things until they burst into flame =]
Comment by T.B.
293 August 1, 2008, 8:10 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris can hit a one iron.
Comment by Nicholas
294 August 6, 2008, 8:11 pm o'clock |
The list of America’s Most Wanted is not a list of criminals, but a list of people Chuck Norris plans on killing
Comment by Boo
295 August 7, 2008, 8:32 pm o'clock |
Most people say WWJD (what would jesus do?), but Jesus says WWCND (what would Chuck Norris do?)
Comment by kris
296 August 10, 2008, 1:01 am o'clock |
chuck norris is darth vaders father
Comment by daz
297 August 13, 2008, 9:41 pm o'clock |
If carlsberg did round house kicks, they definitely wouldn’t be the best in the world! chucks ARE!
Comment by Dan
298 August 13, 2008, 11:09 pm o'clock |
Cars look both ways before crossing chuck norris’s road
Comment by Dan
299 August 13, 2008, 11:10 pm o'clock |
fool me once shame on you fool chuck norris one shame is no longer your concern
Comment by Dan
300 August 13, 2008, 11:11 pm o'clock |
chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone