Chuck Norris Facts Widget 4.0
The widget displays a random Chuck Norris Fact every time you open the dashboard. It has over 1000 Chuck Norris facts built in.
You can submit new facts in the comments on this page. There was a small problem with the comments, and some people’s comments got deleted, but the problem is now fixed.
For those of you that don’t know, widgets are mini programs that run on macs. If you have windows and you download it, nothing will happen.
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FAQ
Is there some way to copy the facts so that I can share them with my friends that use windows?
Yes. Just click on the picture of Chuck Norris and the widget will copy the fact to the clipboard.
Is there a list of all the facts somewhere?
Sorry, but no. I’m thinking of displaying a random fact on each page on this website, but that might not happen for a while.
If I send you facts, will you put them in the widget?
Yes. Please post all your facts in the comments on this page.
I’m using the Vin Diesel widget and its telling me that there’s an update. But when I click on the button to get the new version it takes me to your website.
The jerk that created the Vin Diesel widget basically copied my widget without my permission and wasn’t even smart enough to change the auto update feature. There’s nothing I can do about, but I recommend that you download the latest version of my widget because it has more facts and a nicer design.
Comment by Matt
321 September 5, 2008, 4:28 pm o'clock |
Those aren’t nuclear weapons going off in the Nevada desert. That’s just where Chuck Norris likes to train.
Comment by Jake
322 September 6, 2008, 12:10 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection, there were no survivors.
Comment by Jake
323 September 6, 2008, 12:12 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris’ penis has rifling
Comment by Jack Magiera
324 September 18, 2008, 4:11 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris can beat the Quaker Oatmeal guy in a staring contest.
Comment by Mark
325 September 19, 2008, 4:38 am o'clock |
When Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the world down.
Comment by me
326 September 24, 2008, 12:38 am o'clock |
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
Comment by kevypoo
327 September 25, 2008, 12:29 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris’ milk never goes bad.
Comment by Brian
328 October 6, 2008, 5:43 pm o'clock |
Chuck Norris is Mother Nature’s father
Comment by Anonymous
329 October 6, 2008, 8:21 pm o'clock |
chuck noris dosent pray to god….god prays to chuck noris
Comment by nick
330 October 9, 2008, 5:10 pm o'clock |
the devil soled his soul to chuck norris i made that one
Comment by nick
331 October 9, 2008, 5:12 pm o'clock |
the nick below is a difrent person
Comment by nicolai
332 October 9, 2008, 5:23 pm o'clock |
bankai gos chuck norris
Comment by nicolai
333 October 9, 2008, 5:23 pm o'clock |
bankai goes chuck norris
Comment by Badass
334 October 10, 2008, 12:06 pm o'clock |
watching a pirated version of a Chuck Norris movie is like watching that evil video from ‘The Ring’. Although seven days is replaced with one microsecond and the whole face mutilation thing is replaced with a swift yet deadly roundhouse kick
Comment by Badass
335 October 10, 2008, 12:09 pm o'clock |
You can not find any pirated versions of any Chuck Norris movies. They have all been destroyed by Chuck Norris (along with the pirates)
Comment by Badass
336 October 10, 2008, 12:11 pm o'clock |
Walker Texas Ranger was once shown in 3D. Everyone who went to see it perished
Comment by Badass
337 October 10, 2008, 12:13 pm o'clock |
websites like MySpace and Facebook are just online lists of Chuck Norris’ future victims
Comment by bxor
338 October 16, 2008, 9:45 am o'clock |
If an irresistible force met an immovable object, Chuck Norris would kick both their asses and be home in time for lunch.
Comment by Jeff
339 October 16, 2008, 10:49 am o'clock |
Chuck Norris can generate powerful hurricanes by flapping his buttcheeks.
Comment by bxor
340 October 16, 2008, 10:56 am o'clock |
The wookie lets Chuck Norris win.