Comments on: Widgets http://theesylum.com Personal Weblog of Natan Yellin Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:05:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Ben http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13962 Ben Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:31:56 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13962 Chuck Norris' farts smell like Cinabon. Chuck Norris’ farts smell like Cinabon.

]]> By: Lesley Witte http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13923 Lesley Witte Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:48:28 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13923 When Chuck Norris makes popcorn he just stares at it and it pops. When Chuck Norris makes popcorn he just stares at it and it pops.

]]> By: Colin http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13864 Colin Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:29:47 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13864 Fact: The reason why Sarah Palin is so stupid is not because she's from Alaska, she's a survivor of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head. Fact: The reason why Sarah Palin is so stupid is not because she’s from Alaska, she’s a survivor of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head.

]]> By: bret http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13862 bret Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:11:36 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13862 The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris gave the universe a roundhouse kick to the face. The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris gave the universe a roundhouse kick to the face.

]]> By: games http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13846 games Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:20:33 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13846 <strong>games...</strong> Now got to admit...... games…

Now got to admit……

]]> By: whoever http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13793 whoever Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:53:40 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13793 Lightnings are electrons running from Chuck Norris. Lightnings are electrons running from Chuck Norris.

]]> By: Jeremy http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13782 Jeremy Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:18:40 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13782 Chuck Norris had a boner, there were no survivors Chuck Norris had a boner, there were no survivors

]]> By: Jeff http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13749 Jeff Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:33:53 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13749 Chuck Norris can generate hurricanes by flapping his butt cheeks. Chuck Norris can generate hurricanes by flapping his butt cheeks.

]]> By: Jeff http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13747 Jeff Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:02:06 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13747 Chuck Norris can escape black holes. Chuck Norris can escape black holes.

]]> By: klyon58 http://theesylum.com/widgets/#comment-13711 klyon58 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:08:37 +0000 http://frozenflamestudios.com/widgets/#comment-13711 Chuck Norris cried once before. But that was when he was 2 years old and had roundhouse kicked himself into the middle of a future nuclear explosion. Chuck Norris cried once before. But that was when he was 2 years old and had roundhouse kicked himself into the middle of a future nuclear explosion.

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